#incorrect fate

[kiwikipedia]

Orion: People look to tall people in emergencies. We’re the lighthouses of society

Jason: Honestly, you’re not wrong, but if there was an emergency my first thought would be “I guess I should call Chiron” and proceed from there

[theendlessnessofbeingme]

At a justice league meeting discussing a major threat and if they should tell the public

Bruce: We don’t want to be causing an international crisis. I suggest we keep this information to only a select few individuals outside this room

At the Batcave

Bruce: News flash, we’re screwed

Jason: I knew it! I told you all that those lights weren’t just a league training gone wrong!

[daddiesdrarryy]

Harry: Dad! Tell me the story of how you and papa met again

Regulus: Harry, please, don’t get him started—

James: It was a crisp autumn day!

Regulus: …

James: We went to Hogwarts together but we didn’t even know it until Third Year when the rotten pudding of fate reached out and pulled us together! It was love at first sight

Regulus: For you maybe. I was busy being sick from the waist down from the food poisoning. Everyone was

James: Well after an encounter in front of the boys’ bathroom, a lengthy courtship, and keeping our relationship a secret from your uncle Pads so he doesn’t freak out, he finally accepted my proposal! Even your dad was a little teary when I got on my knees

Regulus: You got the wrong ring size and it was pinching my finger

James: It was magical

[fatestaynighttextposts]

[re-mortal]

Red string of fate shenanigans

I think there was a post about jeckole and the red string but I can't remember what it was about exactly and I don't know if it was real

Edit: the post!

[fore-seer]

[achromatophoric]

Wednesday: I can feel the bond deep within my soul. It is agony as it vibrates with each touch of flesh and bone—

Bianca: *half paying attention* Uh huh.

Wednesday: —and popcorn kernel.

Bianca: Wait, what?

Wednesday: *glares at Enid instead of clarifying*

Enid: *fidgets and blushes*

Bianca: 🤨

Enid: *blurts out* I said I was sorry! It got stuck in my teeth and our room was like so far away! I just HAD to!

Wednesday: Seriously, Enid? It’s not the Red Floss of Fate!

Enid: Hey! I seem to recall someone using it in their murder board just last week!

Wednesday: That’s only because you tried to crochet—

Bianca: *watches the argument with a sigh*

Bianca: *mutters* I really should have just transferred with Yoko when I had the fucking chance.

[naehja]

Shi Qingxuan: I did something terrible =( He Xuan, as Ming Yi: It’s okay, I have a shovel. Shi Qingxuan: What- no what...what do you think I did? He Xuan, as Ming Yi: It doesn’t matter because no one will ever know. Don't worry.

[bloodsoakedlionsrevenge]

OneBloodsoakedLion's Incorrect FE Fates Quotes #100

[jauximeowmeow]

Finally got some for Queenie

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

KID: I’m wanted in a couple countries.

Shinichi: Fifty, actually.

[kiwikipedia]

Okita: Tall people: if we are walking together, please take into consideration my tiny legs.

Okita: I can’t keep up with you. Please think of my tiny legs. I don’t want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll, you TITANS.

Hijikata: Just get a skateboard and hang onto my sleeve, we don’t have all day.

[chaldea-incorrect-quotes]

Hokusai: I dare you-

Mash: Senpai is not allowed to accept dares anymore.

Hokusai: Why not?

Gudako: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.

[starlightshadowsworld]

Yosano: Alright lemon boy let’s start over. I call this routine bad cop worse cop.

Yosano: I’m both :)

Kajii: I don’t get what you-ah!

Yosano: Sorry that was bad cop.

Kajii: Not worse cop?

Yosano: Worse cop wouldn’t miss.

[fatestaynighttextposts]

[aaaaanndbackstabbed]

Goldie: please don’t be dead

Goldie: please don’t be dead

Goldie: please don’t be dead

Scrooge: I’m alive!

Goldie, punching Scrooge repeatedly on the arm: I am going to kill you!